There is Southern Living, and Country Living. Now, get ready for my new guide, Easy Summer Living: Surviving Evil Evil Summer in Nature while it’s Trying to Kill You, by Devil’s Front Porch Productions.
Eat Cold Things
When I first encountered smoothie bowls, I thought it was a joke. Well, the joke was on me. It turns out there is nothing better in the morning than a bowl of ice cream healthy fruit smoothie blended with grains. If you freeze the whole strawberry, you can chuck the entire thing in, greens and all, and count it as a vegetable serving! Throw on some seeds for protein. I like frozen bananas and strawberries blended with cooked steel cut oats and soy yogurt. I slice berries and put them on top along with sunflower seeds.
Read Lightly
I can’t take credit for this one. Marilee has an entire post on Summer Reading Brain. Why on earth did you pick up your favorite historian’s new book on their obscure specialty subject? You know you really just want to read a knitting mystery, or maybe a knitting romance. (Are there knitting romance novels? Please tell me there are.) This would be the perfect time for me to read some horror comedy.
Get Nautical
It’s hotter than a pepper sprout out there. Unfortunately, the only body of water you live near is hovering in the air outside. That’s okay, stay inside in the AC and consume media that takes place on the ocean, near the sea, or even a great lake. My favorite summer nautical flicks are Mystic Pizza and, of course, Jaws. Or sometimes I watch Welsh mystery shows like Broadchurch or Hinterland. I can almost smell that salt air! Be sure to make a nautical themed playlist for yourself. I made one called The Bay Cafe on Spotify. It’s named after the restaurant where I would hang out while waiting for the boats to come in, working at San Diego Harbor as a photographer in my 20s.
I watched Jaws this summer after reading the book. It helped. But then I read The Prayer of the Night Shepherd: book 6 in the Merrily Watkins series by Phil Rickman. I enjoyed it more than books 4 and 5, but less than books 1, 2, and 3. And there wasn’t a coastline to be envisioned. (These books take place on the Welsh borders.) On top of that, I have been binge watching Grantchester. It’s hot in Grantchester in the summer, too, so no relief there. I guess I like stories about vicars in trouble.
Live in Harmony with the Naturehood
Sunburn, heat stroke, poison ivy, bugs, bugs that carry diseases… how can you enjoy nature in summer and live to tell about it?
I’m still working on this one. I was outside for 1 minute yesterday as I opened up the greenhouse windows. I came in with three bug bites on my arm. I had poison ivy for a month this summer. I don’t even know where I picked it up! My only advice is to stay inside and live, and watch the wildlife from the window.
Enjoy the Sportsball!
It’s baseball season (I think)! It might be soccer season. Or did that just end? Evil summer melts my brain and I get the fuzzies. Anyway, try the all-American pastime! Be sure to order your tickets well in advance. You don’t want your local minor ball club to sell out all of their games. You might miss out and then experience the dreaded FOMO! Plus, you can plan ahead, and when it’s game day, you’re so excited! You pack a cooler full of good things. You’re wearing sunscreen and a hat, and sunglasses, and a lightweight overshirt to protect your delicate shoulders from sunburn. Then you get to the ballpark, and… it’s a rain out! But don’t worry, they will exchange your tickets for a future game. There’s no getting out of it now.
I hope you enjoyed my Easy Summer Living Guide. I also hope you didn’t take any of it very seriously, except the smoothie bowl recipe. I don’t joke about smoothie bowls.

At the Columbus Clippers game. Don’t let that sunshine fool you.